We must stop using virtual water

So according to one Newspaper this week we’re each consuming over 4,600 litres of water a day. However the majority of this is apparently “Virtual Water”.

So that’s where we’re all going wrong!

No wonder the country is being deluged with  all these downpours. We obviously need to concentrate on getting through more of the real stuff and stop ‘virtual drinking and virtual bathing’!

Major Dickie and I will be taking immediate action and adding a little more Real Water to our evening tipple with immediate effect.

I suggest your other listener does the same.

We must rally the troops and ‘Save the Country from drowning!”


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