Hush hush whisper who dares
Master Chef has taken on airs!
Now professional cooks are pitting their skills
At poaching or steaming or occasional grills.
And as temperatures rise and contestants all sweat
We’re told “ Just wait – You’ve seen nothing yet!”
We’re promised the best in Great Plates of Food
But some are just raw and others just stewed!
So Gregg can shout “No – that will not do”
And Michel can tell them to – “add a small roux”!