Raymond offered little piggies – for his chefs to savour
So they could cook up all the meat and then vi for his favour
Some told little porkies on what was on the plate
Some failed to please. Some dished up rather late!
Lots of them lost the plot and orders got confused.
I felt sorry for the Punters – who looked just plain – bemused!
So another week of cringeing failure and Raymond’s looking Triste
“Why oh Why did Ze BBC give me contestants such as Ziss!”