STOP PRESS! New Government guidelines for pet owners


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The world has indeed gone mad!

So in this time of financial crisis and credit crunch, the government sees fit to ignore all our woes and issue new Guidelines for pet owners.

No longer will it be enough to feed and house them

Oh No! Now Pet owners must provide “entertainment” and “mental stimulation” for their pets. The Pet Police will be watching and churning out fines for those who are found wanting!

IS IT ME!!!

Well to be safe I am going to bring the Chickens inside tonight to see Autumn Watch followed up by a shopping trip on Saturday – what do you think?

I am not sure about the shopping trip – they might get unnerved by the Butchers! ! Though it might encourage them to start laying again!
**Update: – this also made it into STW’s column in the Sunday Telegraph!**

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