Partly published in TW’s column in the Sunday Telegraph!!
So less than a week after we have been told that drinking a glass of wine a day is a sure fire way to speed up our departure from this planet we are now told by “Researchers” that we should marinade our steaks in beer or wine!
So that’s where we’ve all been going wrong – we’re not supposed to drink the stuff at all! Just swill the steak in it and then consume the gravy!
But didn’t someone tell us that eating red meat was a ‘sure fire way to………….!!!
It’s all too much. I can’t cope. I’m going back to bed to bury my head under a pillow.
Bring on 2009 and some sanity!