Might I suggest the Government issues a “Scares & Fairs Diary” Calendar
So we could have “Wine is bad for your Health Week” followed by “A Glass of Wine a day is Good for you Week”
“Chocolate is Good For you Week” followed by “Sweets are bad for you Week”
This could be issued annually so we would all know where we are and what we could consume when.
The Health of the Nation could improve immeasurably and – more to the point – I would stop being so confused by all the contradictory advice!
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