Have you ever stopped to wonder at the proliferation of Ladybirds (the insect rather than any racey human alternative) and how they appear to be infesting our abodes.
I hadn’t until the depths of last night when I felt something crawling up my thigh
This woke me with a start – I knew it couldn’t be Major Dickie as he is away at the moment.
I threw off the bedclothes and in the dim light of our energy efficient bedside lamp I discovered the small insect
Fair gave me a turn I can tell you.
Not the sort of thing a sensitive bird like me needs.