Worrying quotes from the Idiots’ Lantern


from last night’s MasterChef:
“It takes 2 hrs of preparation to get a bird ready for roasting “
– Now that’s a fact that every man should take heed of !!

from a young man on that Jasper Carrott golden thingies show:
“I have my hands on my balls and I know what’s in them”
– Phew that’s a relief then!

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