Posted on March 31, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Yesterday I was privileged to receive a personal communication via t’internet thingy – from the one and only “Mr Ban Ki-Moon”. Mr “Ki –Moon” has kindly offered me – oddly via the United Nations – a sum of USD 250,000 – as I – apparently – have been the victim of a scam.
I am forever grateful that the “United Nations’ Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission” should have tracked me down – ME a mere member of the public and communicator to ‘Keep Wogan Awake’ !
And guess what all I need to do is supply some bank in Nigeria with all my details!!!
Perhaps this Mr “Ki-Moon” should indeed live up to his name and be BANNED!
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Posted on March 27, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
And in the absence of anyone much wishing me a Happy Birthday I am wishing myself one!
I just hope that this year will be better than the last 3 months of the last one – which have been more than slightly tough.
Still I am off to Brussels for the weekend which is going to be fun!
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Posted on March 26, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Phew! The Apprentice had something for everyone last night:
Incomprehensible Jargon: “Rainbow of skills” and “Heads up on my style”
Brain-dead Moments: Bless the girl who held up a feather duster and asked “What’s this?” – “IT’S A DUSTER!”
And as a final bonus SirrAllan’s sidekick Nick offered “Spankings in the Board Room”
What more could we all ask for!
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Posted on March 25, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Kate Humble’s Great Tits have been usurped by the little known Long Tailed Tit as the most seen tit this year!
She’ll really have to do a lot to redeem her position in this year’s Spring Watch!
However, The Major remains hopeful that she will come up trumps!
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
I see from today’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available) that a Council has been accused of “Crimes against shrubs”
Well – Before any under-cover police investigate my garden and my picture appears on posters around our village, I wish to confess that I have pulled up several weeds, trimmed the hedge and may – just may – NOT be planting any spinach in the veg. patch this year!
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Posted on March 20, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
What fun to watch Kate Humble and her chums pottering around in the hottest place on earth!
But – according to Major Dickie – the really hot moment – was the sight of Kate Humble snuggled up in her bed with not a lot underneath !
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Posted on March 19, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Good Morning “Sirly” Terry
So another day for the gloom mongers.
Not content with yet another reminder that drinking wine is a killer – liver disease this week – (unless of course we are indulging on a week when it’s good for us)
Now – NOW – just when Spring has sprung and our thoughts turn to a potter round the veg patch for some light weeding and – perhaps – a little sewing of the odd seed – Now we are told that Gardening is as dangerous as Rugby.
Well I for one have no intention of tearing about my garden lobbing weeds into the air and then fighting Major Dickie to the ground for the honour of catching them– a more pointless exercise I cannot think of!
But the thought of launching myself into the shrubbery with the Major in hot pursuit – now that’s another matter altogether………….
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