I see from my broadsheet this morning that farmers will now be required to fit every sheep with an electronic tag to “Monitor their Movements”
Can someone please explain to me why anyone would want to monitor Sheep Movements ?
Far be it from me – but I would have thought an occasional dose of “Bifidus digestivus “ would cure any uncomfortable looking sheep – without the expense of electronic tags for all!
And how will they work? Actually – it’s probably better not to ask!
And the thought of this idea being rolled out to the human population of Britain is more than slightly un-nerving.