Forget the Credit Crunch. I for one am VERY excited at the prospect of the Government reading all my emails.
I am in Seventh Heaven!
At last! A wider audience – (than just your other listener) – for my erudite prose and verse!
Fame is around the corner – AND IT’S MINE!
The name of Tansy Whitebytts will be on the lips of those “In the Know” in Whitehall.
OK – they’ll probably be baffled and confused by the content. But I DON’T CARE.
At least they will be kept busy deciphering my musings instead of overdosing on “Quantitive Easing” and fiddling with all those numbers!