Good Grief! Calm down! It’s only Wildlife!
What are the Spring Watch team being fed? – and I don’t mean the birds!
And can I have some!
What with Simon going into overdrive at a glimpse of a Polecat and Kate and Chris vying for the award for most over-excited presenter – I’m exhausted just watching!
But a solution is at hand
Please can they send some of their secret brew to the acts on Britain’s Got Talent – it might improve the so called Talent!