the Tan and Touch up emporium


Dear Mr Dedicoat

I don’t wish to complain
BUT
Major Dickie seems to be having far too much fun at that Tan and Touch-up Emporium of yours.
And as for your latest summer special – “ the South American all-over Exploration”
Well ! You can remove that “Amazone Body Wrap” of yours by telling her she can let go now!

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