The TOGS listened in amazement yesterday and are now confused! (So nothing new there!)
Ms Norma Snoquers is known to us as the co-habittee of one Phil Occifer of Benson and thus does not live in Sweden or any other Scandinavian country.
We have checked and she hasn’t “done a runner” – but is tucked up safe and sound with the aforementioned Phil!
Please could you put her mind at rest and that of the Nation – We cannot cope with more than one set of Noquers!
She needs to be assured her that her identity is safe and sound!!
Either that or she will sue!!