Leaves are now classed as litter and Weeing in the Garden is Good!

So according to my purveyor of news – The Daily Telegraph – (other newspapers are available)  – Autumn  Leaves are now being classed as Litter!

Well as last night’s storm has now caused my garden to be  covered in “Litter”  Please can someone tell me which “Higher Authority”  I should complain to.

I demand compensation for the nuisance this has caused and the cost (albeit in physical effort) this is going to cause me in clearing it all up.

But – Just One Minute – A solution is at hand!!

Tthe National Trust is now suggesting Men should Wee in the compost heap – so  perhaps Major Dickie can “kill two birds with one stone”  and get both jobs done at once!


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