Scientists work out how to count birds (feathered variety)


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So I see from today’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available) that Scientists  have now worked out how to use birdsong to measure the size of bird populations.

Well what a waste of effort and research money!

The way to work out how many birds there are – if you feel so desperately inclined:

Is –  Count the number of Wings and divide by Two!

Easy  – works every time!!  Unlike their system which must rely on all the little blighters singing at once!!

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