So I see from today’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available) that Scientists have now worked out how to use birdsong to measure the size of bird populations.
Well what a waste of effort and research money!
The way to work out how many birds there are – if you feel so desperately inclined:
Is – Count the number of Wings and divide by Two!
Easy – works every time!! Unlike their system which must rely on all the little blighters singing at once!!