Posted on May 13, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Broadcast – but not attributed!!
Well that was exciting wasn’t it. A really good Britain’s Got Talent final!
Will you be entering with Deadly next year? I’m sure you could get him to do a few tricks.
Jump through the odd hoop maybe. Roll around in the gutter and perhaps lap up some points with the “Judges” .
I believe he’s already quite accomplished with his balls???
You may find he needs a few extra Pinot Grigios to perform at his best – but I’m sure you can run to that!
I suggest you start the training programme now – I have a suspicion he might enjoy being Whipped into shape!
And he may be a slow learner!!
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Posted on May 6, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Through rain and storm they struggled
They didn’t know quite why
They’d been told the country was in drought
So they were hunting somewhere dry!
They’d heard that water was in short supply
That there was a hosepipe ban
All they wanted was a bit of sun
And to get a summer tan!
They cannot leave the country
The passport queues have seen to that
So they’re stuck here through this rain and flood
In their thermals and woolly hats!
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