My new oven and its other possibilities


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Good morning of Wise One

I’m very excited  by my new “State-of-the-art Oven – with microwave options!!”

According to the instruction manual  I appear to have purchased more than just a machine which cooks!  As I can dial up:

Basting! – could be interesting?

Grilling and basting – possibly even more exciting

Baking on more than one level – I’m not sure I understand this one!

Keep Warm – that would be nice!

Bottom heat –  the mind boggles!!!

Fast heat up ????

Hot Air – say no more!

My dilemma is which of these options should I try to change my solitary state and in which order do you think I should try them out – and – come to that –  with whom???

HELP!!

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Tweeting


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Good morning Oh Wise One!

I’m in need of advice

Here I am sat, sittin’ wondering how I should contact you.

Am I supposed to Tweet when I Twitter

Or Twitter when I Tweet

I need to know this before I ‘show my age’  by not getting it right!

50 shades of Beige


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Now’s your chance whilst the world is enthralled in 50 shades of everything.

That golden opportunity to launch your latest Tome:

50 Shades of Beige!!

A fullsome frollic filled with innuendo and filth.  Packed to the hilt with daring-do – and, perhaps,  some daring-don’ts!

A spanking plot with suggestions on how to spice up those bedroom moments  :-

How to put more zing and zip into your cocoa!

Swinging from the rafters for the over 50s

Fashion suggestions – for those wardrobe malfunction moments.

50 ways to look sexy in a thermal vest.

The list is endless – just use your imagination and go for it!