Now’s your chance whilst the world is enthralled in 50 shades of everything.
That golden opportunity to launch your latest Tome:
50 Shades of Beige!!
A fullsome frollic filled with innuendo and filth. Packed to the hilt with daring-do – and, perhaps, some daring-don’ts!
A spanking plot with suggestions on how to spice up those bedroom moments :-
How to put more zing and zip into your cocoa!
Swinging from the rafters for the over 50s
Fashion suggestions – for those wardrobe malfunction moments.
50 ways to look sexy in a thermal vest.
The list is endless – just use your imagination and go for it!