Never mind the Olympics – bring on the Tudor Romp


Never mind all those young people splashing around and over-exerting themselves in Beijing – it’s the latest episode of the Tudor Romp that we’re looking forward to tonight. Major Dickie is hoping for a good bit of bodice ripping and exercise with a purpose – if Henry gets his way…….!!

Proper “Romping Olympics” – an excellent way to start the weekend!


Fanny Hill and Maidenhead

Is the BBC on commission to promote Maidenhead??

No sooner does The Tudors finish than up pops Fanny Hill and she too starts discussing the virtues of the town!

Mark you I thought her wish to protect it was no where near as determined as Ann Boleyn’s…

But perhaps that’s just a sign of the times!

The Tudors – finally and at Last…..The Final & Last episode

This wasn’t broadcast but someonelse took my lead and wrote a very funny piece about the search for Maidenhead- I take my hat off to him!

You will be relieved to know this is my final communication on the subject of The Tudors.

Hoorah I hear you say!!

At last , in the final moments on Friday, the walls of Maidenhead were breached by Henry – with what looked like Anne’s full consent and approval!

I had hoped the final episode would go out with a bang…………………….And it did!!

It just goes to show persistence has it’s rewards and it also explains why the lovely market town of Maidenhead has no walls intact!

The last episode of The Tudors is upon us…….


Dear Ann Boleyn – clearly designed for some sin.
Is gasping for a romp with young Henry.
And Henry is keen – that’s clear to be seen,
So let’s hope tonight brings – not one scene – but many!

For tonight’s episode is the last – I am told.
So it’s “Kit off now” or it’s never.
They should light a big fire – to warm their desire
And Get To It – “Make it a scene to remember”!!

The Tudors – come on – Get it Off


Ah it’s Friday again (who says I’m not observant), and another episode of the
Risqué romp that is “The Tudors”. I do hope we are in for a better episode than last week’s – which was sadly lacking in risk and romp!

We still have high hopes of a good raunchy scene between Henry and Ann – though I have to say Henry seems to have lost the will to strip off in recent weeks. Perhaps it’s the colder weather we’re experiencing at the moment.

The Tudors – Maidenhead remains intact

Broadcast – well the essentials!

You were, of course, right about Maidenhead. Reluctantly – I bow to your superior knowledge.

However, The Major and I were somewhat surprised at Catherine’s sudden claim to have arrived as Henry’s bride in full ownership of Maidenhead.

As for the rest of the episode, we were sadly disappointed with the lack of progress and risqué romps on Friday night.

All this despite Henry’s envoys whizzing back and forth to Paris and Rome at speeds which would be the envy of many an airline today.

I do think that a level of resolution to the current unsatisfactory “state of affairs” needs to come about – after all he’s got several more wives to get through yet and at this rate I’ll die of old age before the end – never mind Henry.

The Tudors – The siege of Maidenhead part 2


Good morning My Liege

The Whitebytts household is waiting with eager anticipation for tonight’s episode of ‘The Tudors’.

We’re not bothered about the factual content – Not at all – who Cares!

The questions here are

Will Henry and Anne finally get their kit off?

Will there be another revealing risqué romp?

And if so will they also discuss the outstanding issue of the Siege of Maidenhead.

Will Henry succeed at last and storm the walls or will Maidenhead remain intact.