Posted on December 16, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Good grief – What’s going on????
What HAS come over the UK this weekend?
We appear to be winning at Cricket,
I’ve actually heard of most of the contenders for Sports Personality of the Year
And the Strickly semi-finalists can all actually dance rather well.
It’s all too Surreal
I’m off to see Craig Gravel-Hardstanding in Panto this afternoon just to ’round’ things off!!
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Posted on September 30, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Good morning of Wise One
I’m very excited by my new “State-of-the-art Oven – with microwave options!!”
According to the instruction manual I appear to have purchased more than just a machine which cooks! As I can dial up:
Basting! - could be interesting?
Grilling and basting – possibly even more exciting
Baking on more than one level – I’m not sure I understand this one!
Keep Warm – that would be nice!
Bottom heat - the mind boggles!!!
Fast heat up ????
Hot Air – say no more!
My dilemma is which of these options should I try to change my solitary state and in which order do you think I should try them out – and – come to that - with whom???
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Posted on September 23, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Good morning Oh Wise One!
I’m in need of advice
Here I am sat, sittin’ wondering how I should contact you.
Am I supposed to Tweet when I Twitter
Or Twitter when I Tweet
I need to know this before I ‘show my age’ by not getting it right!
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Posted on September 2, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Now’s your chance whilst the world is enthralled in 50 shades of everything.
That golden opportunity to launch your latest Tome:
50 Shades of Beige!!
A fullsome frollic filled with innuendo and filth. Packed to the hilt with daring-do – and, perhaps, some daring-don’ts!
A spanking plot with suggestions on how to spice up those bedroom moments :-
How to put more zing and zip into your cocoa!
Swinging from the rafters for the over 50s
Fashion suggestions – for those wardrobe malfunction moments.
50 ways to look sexy in a thermal vest.
The list is endless – just use your imagination and go for it!
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Posted on May 13, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Broadcast – but not attributed!!
Well that was exciting wasn’t it. A really good Britain’s Got Talent final!
Will you be entering with Deadly next year? I’m sure you could get him to do a few tricks.
Jump through the odd hoop maybe. Roll around in the gutter and perhaps lap up some points with the “Judges” .
I believe he’s already quite accomplished with his balls???
You may find he needs a few extra Pinot Grigios to perform at his best – but I’m sure you can run to that!
I suggest you start the training programme now – I have a suspicion he might enjoy being Whipped into shape!
And he may be a slow learner!!
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Posted on May 6, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
Through rain and storm they struggled
They didn’t know quite why
They’d been told the country was in drought
So they were hunting somewhere dry!
They’d heard that water was in short supply
That there was a hosepipe ban
All they wanted was a bit of sun
And to get a summer tan!
They cannot leave the country
The passport queues have seen to that
So they’re stuck here through this rain and flood
In their thermals and woolly hats!
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Posted on February 5, 2012 by Tansy Whitebytts
So you’ve made it then through all the snow! Omid drift and ice
What I don’t understand is what kinda grannies are you having on the show today?
Good grannies or bad grannies???
(This is reference to his guests Sir Terry Wogan is joined by Omid Djalili and has live music from Kina Grannis.)
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